Meaghan Wilson Anastasios

Yeah – LOOT is up against the Eurovision Grand Final at 7.30pm tonight. I mean, that’s quite a choice. Even I’m feeling rather conflicted.

But if you feel like some meaty and mind-blowing TV tonight, tune in to SBS VICELAND to see the fight against the rape of Egypt’s ancient past in the first hour, followed by the story of billionaire Evangelical Christian, Steve Green, and his holy crusade to buy up tens of thousands of antiquities from the Middle East to line the shelves of his Museum of the Bible.

No prizes for guessing how that one’s going to end up. It’s another chapter in the life-story of the Hobby Lobby billionaires who launched a successful court action against Obamacare’s mandate to include contraception in employee health plans.

But if you can’t ignore hamster wheels and octogenarian folk singers (and, let’s be frank, who can?), you can catch up on SBS ON DEMAND.

And… here’s hoping – UKRAINE… DOUZE POINTS!