So, a very dear friend with a well-honed sense of humour gave me a gift to commemorate the birth of my book baby. Yes. Emerald Tablet-themed eyeshadow. 🤣
Either that, or it’s intended for use in a reptilian mating display.
Needless to say, I am never wearing it out of the house. But it didn’t look as irredeemably vile as I thought it might.